If You Would Have Told Me

May 1, 2023

A two-time Emmy Award--nominated television, film, and theater actor and producer who also toured and recorded with the Beach Boys for over 30 years, Stamos covers a life lived to the fullest in this memoir. With a 400,000-copy first printing. Prepub Alert.

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August 7, 2023
In this charming debut, Full House star Stamos reflects on fame and family. Cast in General Hospital at age 18 after failing to register for his first semester of business school, Stamos describes being in the public eye for his entire adulthood and the ways his parents tried to keep him grounded as his star rose—while Stamos shot his first seasons of the soap opera, his father insisted he continue covering the Sunday shift at the family diner in Orange County, Calif. After General Hospital, Stamos was recommended for the role of Uncle Jesse on Full House by director Garry Marshall. Here, Stamos complicates his suave, pretty-boy image with sincere and tender accounts of his painful divorce from actor Rebecca Romijn, struggles with sobriety, and grief over the deaths of his parents and Full House costar Bob Saget. There’s plenty of fun, too, as when Stamos recounts unwittingly wearing fetish gear to an early audition in a naive attempt to impress a casting director, or staying home to scrapbook a wedding gift for his fiancée while she was away at her bachelorette party. These anecdotes, plus passages about being starstruck while touring as the Beach Boys’ drummer, effectively humanize an actor often reduced to sex symbol status and reinforce his assertion that “fame and fortune is as fun as it is eventually empty; the simple stuff is the best stuff.” Readers will be enchanted.

September 1, 2023
An earnest debut memoir from the General Hospital, Full House, and ER star. Opening with an account of his drunken drive down Rodeo Drive in 2015, Stamos (b. 1963) puts his mistakes front and center. Whether it's missing the mark in love, slipping up with substances, or blowing auditions, the author tells it like it is, and he demonstrates empathy for everyone involved and hindsight showing that the former teen heartthrob has learned a thing or two from his journey through life and fame. Stamos is a self-described "band geek" and Disney fanatic, and he describes a Southern California youth filled with love, hard work, and opportunity. He chronicles his first big break on General Hospital and how he became a teen idol, balancing weekday fame with weekend modesty and working at his father's restaurant. Even though he's made it as an actor, Stamos' first love, music, has never faded away. His dream of playing drums for the Beach Boys came true, and his awe and respect for the band never flags. "The Beach Boys, represent all the best of who we can be: generous, talented, brilliant, benevolent, and divine," he writes. "God only knows where I'd be without them." Although Stamos is a legitimate celebrity himself, his memoir is a lesson in humility and gratitude for the people he's shared scenes and stages with throughout his life. He credits relationships with his parents, mentors, and close friends like Bob Saget for keeping him grounded and safe from more tragic Hollywood pitfalls. The author intersperses the narrative with handwritten notes his mother left for him, and the effect is a portrait of a charming and charmed actor who has received plenty of love--and who has plenty of love to give. Jamie Lee Curtis provides the foreword. A heartfelt, sincere memoir filled with useful wisdom.

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